malloc(3)! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!
malloc(3)! malloc(3)! Nightmare of malloc(3)! malloc(3) the loveless! Mental malloc(3)! malloc(3) the heavy judger of men!
malloc(3) the incomprehensible prison! malloc(3) the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! malloc(3) whose buildings are judgment! malloc(3) the vast stone of war!

@emilyst tbqf this is reminding me of the last satanist I hooked up with, who was, and remains, incredibly hot

@aphyr one of my earliest sexual experiences was with a transsexual satanist

as i was trying to fit her dick in my mouth i thought "huh i wonder what my parents would think of this"

@emilyst there's a book called "the bug" by ellen ullman that's a psychological thriller about computer programming and features a malloc/moloch pun prominently

@emilyst Doom.exe prominently printed out "INITIALIZING MALLOC DAEMON" is it was booting up and I was REALLY thrown for a loop years later when I learned that was the actual technical thing it was doing and not a subject-matter joke.

@emilyst yep, this is it right here: the content i'm here for.

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